Calm Yourself

"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.

Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?

Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"

by BOWERS--- June 3, 2010

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

calgonate

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."

by SamuraiPanda201 April 7, 2009

callous indifference

emotionally hardened; not feeling

The meaning of life is callous indifference.

by That one girl from California1 July 2, 2016

calm

Calm is a state of being, akin to a religious experience. Often used bye itself as a fragment. A relaxing interjection.

"Dude, I can't believe he just flipped that snow-mobile. Calm."

by K-rizzle November 17, 2004

calhoun

someone who is an unusually proud warrior; able to turn the tide for any battle. (scottish)

Nathan: "We would've never won that battle if it weren't for Mitch."

Tommy: "Yeah, he is totally a Calhoun."

by mufftruffle January 19, 2008

Calm down Pikachu

A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.

He was acting crazy so I screamed "Calm down Pikachu!" in a pseudo-Japanese-infant voice.

by No Dutch December 12, 2003