a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface
by dildo muncher January 14, 2008
Get the calebmug. They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.
by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018
Get the Calebmug. A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...
Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019
Get the Calebmug. A term used in at least 2 T.V. series now that describes a person going home early or chickening out when the real party is getting started.
DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!
by CreepyCole May 24, 2011
Get the Calebmug. by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013
Get the calebmug. There is a man that doesn’t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.
by thehomelessman69 July 26, 2017
Get the Calebmug. He is a ginger that is not trustworthy. He does not like people with the letter K because his name is spelt wrong. Caleb’s are know for always say rude things to you. Always threatening to kill/harm you. He slanders people to make him feel better about himself. He is also a egotistical bastard that hates dogs.
Person1:Do you know who Caleb is?
Person2:yeah he is a asshole
Person3: yeah he called Peta on a girl name kareliz because here name has a K
Person2:yeah he is a asshole
Person3: yeah he called Peta on a girl name kareliz because here name has a K
by WoosaWolf September 7, 2020
Get the Calebmug.