Mary is having the time of her life in call of duty fragging noobs and then clit clacking them afterwards
by Ta1ntdude November 14, 2012
Get the Clit clacking mug.When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
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A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
by A me li a July 21, 2008
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It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.
It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.
It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!
-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!
TRANSLATION:
-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit
-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!
TRANSLATION:
-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit
-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
by Juan Angel July 30, 2007
Get the Cracking in the porting mug.usually a white girl who enjoys turning every situation into a drama scene about them- she's normally a current user or was once high on meth for years- her reality is usually way off of the norm, collects from whatever state she lives in and might even be from another country doing the free thing for all its worth..
by cornerworldlove December 14, 2011
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Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
by rDubs5 April 13, 2009
Get the speed caking mug.When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010
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