Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

Crusty Jeb End

When a male performs anal, and is left with shit and cum on his dick and then leaves it for a minimum of 48 hours.

„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“

by BigPdogondascene May 28, 2018

crustychickennuggett

When someone is being mean or rude

He/she is a crustychickennuggett

by SPARKLELAND6 February 2, 2019

crustychickennuggett

When someone is being rude/mean

He/She is being a crustychickennuggett

by Sparkleland6 February 2, 2019

Crusty dick syndrome

A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.

Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

crusty waste of space

This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.

When Jimmy Noonan walks in the room:
Ah a crusty waste of space.

by PP lovr August 8, 2019

Croasty

A croasted sandwich.

Or a toasted sandwich with a croissant :)

"What did you make for dinner?"
"A croasty"

by froggyfriendz October 9, 2019