Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.

Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.

by Notmatthewatall June 11, 2018

chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.

Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"

by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

Chocolate Muncher

A White guy that eats out Black girls

Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."

by Shm0ker February 2, 2022

Chocolate Swipe

A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up

My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress

by Castle42 May 30, 2020

Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.

Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.

by IanMichG February 10, 2009

chocolate starburst

when you are balls deep in the vagina with the girl on her back and she farts to vibrate/tickle your testicles

so, I was with this chick the other night and she gave me a chocolate starburst, but I think it was chunky.

by stubadoo January 14, 2015