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Brighton Michigan

A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.
"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."
by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020
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brightly.lor

it's like a mf who posts pictures with loren gray.
brightly.lor is superior
by savage bleep October 11, 2020
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Brighton Bowl

When two very bad (shit) parties/individuals/teams come tomorrow to make a larger, even worse (shittier) collaboration.

Based on the practice of 'bowling' where two males would rub their assholes together thus making a larger shitpiece.
The Jaguars against The Jets? Why is the London NFL game always a fucking Brighton Bowl

Which bright spark chose to invite McFly and Busted to The Brighton Bowl.
by FINdiddley December 18, 2020
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Brightsun

Seeing the Brightsun on Instagram, I smiled
by MAGOMEDFROMRUSSIA February 21, 2021
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Brighton Boi

A term used to describe boys with no social skills to speak of but somehow still make you care about them.
A: Hey! Hows that friend of yours doin'?
B:Oh him? Hes such a Brighton boi...

A: I hear the Smith's kid might be a bit awkward
B: Oh yeah, hes a real Brighton boi...
by ducky99 February 12, 2021
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BrightSky09

The best person ever to exist. She is so smart, pretty, and wayyy to good for Super and Ganath/Papi. Hacky is a simp for her and NEEDS her to be a dev. She is also the best at being a dev, and is kinda a mod (not really). She made a bad impression on FATE: Anime server....but she is HOPEFULLY good now.

(BRIGHTSKY09/SKY FOR MANAGER)
BrightSky09 is a really good person!
by BrightSky09 May 18, 2021
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Brighton Rules

A drinking/socialising rule that means – when it is called – all the attendees must have a pint in each pub they see on a route from A to B. Due to the high density of pubs in Brighton & Hove, the game makes it very difficult to travel even 1 mile without passing out.
George just called Brighton Rules. Guess that means we're not making it into town tonight.
by slea September 16, 2021
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