buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.

Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.

by Dave May 5, 2003

buttnmbathon

A painfully long and boaring movie. See: Oliver Stone's Alexander. (better yet don't) Also the name of reviewer Harry Knowles annual film marathon and birthday bash.

Use as an observation: "That movie was one buttnmbathon".

Or mix it up: "That movie was one son-of-a-buttnmbathon"

by Squidmo February 11, 2005

buttmallows

The two cheeks making up one's ass. Buttocks.

Kathleen was too busy toasting her buttmallows by the fireplace to worry about the ringing phone.

by Boozy Tang January 5, 2008

buttmarked

When a faggot marks your ass for the taking.

Your in the pub and a queer laces your drink with rohypnol - you've been 'buttmarked'

by silky78 May 16, 2009

Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).

"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!

by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015

buttmunch

Donald Trump is a buttmunch

Our new president, Donald Trump, is such a buttmunch.

by Alsonotme December 14, 2016

glass buttom boat

when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.

" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"

by glassbuttomboater May 21, 2016