Butthole Kiss

The most glorious act of showing affection by gently kissing someones butthole softly.

"Quinn gave the best butthole kiss to the random neighbor last night as he patiently waited for the cops"

by Dick VanGogh April 11, 2019

bloody butthole

when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much

MATT LU: i was riding this horse once and i got a bloody butthole

by james January 10, 2005

Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Moist Butthole

When certain men become aroused, they secrete lubricating pheremones from their anal cavity.

After transformers I had some serious MOIST BUTTHOLE.

by Dr. Luong Wang November 15, 2011

Loose Butthole

1. Something that puts you in discouraging situations like bad advice from someone or hanging out with a douchebag.

2. Can be used to describe a crappy night/party/event.

3. Term used frequently by the main characters Blake, Adam, and Anders in the comedy central show Workaholics.

1. That tip you gave us was SO loose butthole man!

2. Person 1: Wow dude this night was loose butthole for sure.

Person 2: The loosest.

by Token Hippie November 13, 2011

butthole game

The object is to make the "okey-dokey" symbol with your hand (under the waist) and get another person to look at it. You can get lucky by just holding it sometimes, but sometimes you need to be clever about it.
If the other person looks you can punch them in the arm.

Prima: "Hey dude, I bruised my leg yesterday kicking this random person's ass, look."
(Prima makes sign on knee)
Segunda: "Really? Let me se- FFFUUU-"
(Prima proceeds to punch Segunda in the arm)

And THAT is the point of the butthole game.

by Dr.Anonymous December 23, 2009