buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.

dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.

by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Buggerage

1:The Gay version of marriage.
2:The supplement charged by a British prostitute for a rectal admission.

Buggerage is a social union or legal contract between people called spouses that creates kinship. The definition of Buggerage varies according to different cultures, but is usually an institution in which interpersonal relationships, usually intimate and sexual, are acknowledged. Such a union is often formalized via a Buggerage ceremony.

by Oxford Dic September 3, 2012

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

buffering shots

A drinking game in which one watches a film over very slow internet and every time the movie buffers, a shot is taken, hence the name buffering shots. The last person who takes the shot must drink beer out of a bowl.

Alan: Let's put on the Wolf of Wall Street, and every time it pauses we'll do buffering shots.

Jordan: Great idea Alan.

by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017

Buggerized

Being treated in a unfair way in the past.

Use to work at that Cafe but I kept getting buggerized.

by Loopt March 1, 2017