Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003

Baboon

The creature trapped in Monica's vagina.

Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.

by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006

babooshka

Russian for honey, sweetheart.

I'm in love with my babooshka.

by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004

baboon face

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

by K-Dawg February 13, 2003

Baboom

The thing Carmelo says after any type of joke that he finds fit.

BABOOM!

by suckawhaaaaat November 18, 2010

budoo

An office saying "pullin the budoo!", meaning that the alpha males are in the room and the females are not. Not often displayed in front of females of the species as this can become distressing and embarrasing to all parties.

"Hey- pullin the Budoo!"

by chris obrien November 28, 2006

bucookies

1. when a person wanks off into a cup then adds it as an ingredient to a batch of cookies. later those cookies are given to those who oppose said person.

1. "i hate those guys. i made some bucookies and im going to offer them some at lunch time"

by kingoflb September 10, 2006