by john edwards pants August 25, 2008
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
Sarah: I just got a Brett Favre from Josh!
Alex: What the hell are you talking about?
Sarah: He sent me a picture of his dick like Brett Favre did!!
Alex: What the hell are you talking about?
Sarah: He sent me a picture of his dick like Brett Favre did!!
by frat_star October 25, 2010
1. I sent her my "Brett Favre" and she loved it!
2. I iphoned her my "Brett Favre" and she totally slapped me with a restarining order
2. I iphoned her my "Brett Favre" and she totally slapped me with a restarining order
by Onizen January 17, 2011
HUGE baseball prospect in the jays system. You may find him tearing up AAA or raking at the major league level. Perhaps will one day be an All-Star, Silver Slugger, Gold Glover, MVP, Hall of Famer, GREATEST PLAYER EVER, or at least the best canadian athlete ever.
"Did you see Brett Lawrie's Grand Slam today?" "YEAH! Isn't he the youngest Jay EVER to hit a Grand Slam?" "You betcha!"
by An enlightened one August 13, 2011
a fat fuck that played on the dallas stars in 1999. scored a bullshit goal to win a stanley cup that doesn't belong to him. he's a major asshole, so he belongs in texas.
by jesus' pubes July 28, 2008
the best guy you will ever meet in your life. sweet, caring, hilariously funny, and so honest; i could talk with him all day, every day. he's just so adorable. he can be a man-whore, and can't make up his mind when it comes to girls. but if you ever get the chance to be good friends with him, its amazing. just be careful, because there's no way you won't eventually fall in love with him.
by secretlyinlove<3 October 08, 2011