(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.
Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006
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Gould: "Yeah, I'm a bandie... so what."
Pope: "I'm the Drum Major! How kick ass is that?"
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by bandisasskicking November 23, 2003
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The Surenos are the worst booty bandits in San Quentin. They turn out every young dude that comes through the gates these days.
by BxMuscle September 6, 2009
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hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin
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Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?
by Justin P Wilson January 3, 2009
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Cortex: I'll destroy you and take over this world.
Crash Bandicoot: Uh....
Cortex: I shall be the supreme being of the universe!
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Cortex: You've a real way with words, do you know that?!
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Crash: Uh....
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