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Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone
"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022
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Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"
by Merkust April 21, 2021
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gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"
by robotratking123 August 30, 2022
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BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"
by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023
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DOGE BONK

I bought some Doge Bonk last week, now I'm a billionaer and can't stop bonking when riding my lambo!
by BonkBoii69 November 15, 2021
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Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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