Bonk

The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.

The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....

by cissy_n April 4, 2021

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.

Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*

by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.

"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"

by Jutnau January 24, 2023

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023

Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.

VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.

by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 19, 2008