slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

Bongos

An ass you could rest a coffee cup on

Yo have you kristas bongos? Yeah and I've played them too

by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016

Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots

All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears

by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024

Bongo

trying to con your way out of a situation

John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.

by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021

Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Bing Bang Bongo

An enthusiastic expression of excitement or agreement

Joey: Can we have sex while you stare deeply into my eyes?
Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.

by lilacburn October 22, 2025