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Bongo

Similar to the word "Mango", it is used to describe an idiotic person, or their action. A bongo is someone who is so stupid that they probably do not have a brain, their head is just skin stretched over their skull.
He was such a bongo, he couldn't even count to 10.
by MassiveLegend July 21, 2018
mugGet the Bongomug.

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse
Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”
by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022
mugGet the bongo nutsmug.

Bongo

A big black uncivilised person, typically named Ta Grrr.
Jy you bongo
by LittilGorri April 25, 2023
mugGet the Bongomug.

bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.
"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"
by bongoman January 15, 2008
mugGet the bongo brothermug.

Bongo

Person 1: ‘wanna pass round a bongo tonight’
Person 2: ‘yeah okay I can’t play too much as my mum will find out’
by Bongoman123 January 19, 2019
mugGet the Bongomug.

spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3
Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024
mugGet the spicy bongosmug.

Bongo

trying to con your way out of a situation
John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021
mugGet the Bongomug.

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