monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.

popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt

by remt April 28, 2007

Blunt Taco

1. A poorly rolled blunt.

Like a taco the contents of the blunt are spilling out and/or loosely packed making it fairly messy.
2. Any blunt thats considered whack.
-aka taco for short

Brian, Mikey, and Travis are about to smoke so Travis rolls a blunt. Travis sparks it and passes it to Brian.

Mikey takes a hit...
Mikey - "Dude what the hell, i just got bud in my mouth."
Travis - "Whatever man, its straight, the papers were just a little stale"
Mikey passes the blunt to Brian and it completely unravels..
Brian - "What the fuck son, all i got here is this blunt taco"

by Ayegetbackhyea December 31, 2010

Blunt-Talk

To exaggerate or stretch reality and facts, as people tend to do after smoking a blunt.

Mike said that his shoe collection was worth $5,000 but I knew that, that was just blunt-talk because he only had 2 pairs of Converse and 3 pairs of Dunks.

by FBJ aka Baloo November 1, 2012

blunt mile

The distance it takes to smoke one blunt while riding in a vehicle.

John: How far away is the re-up?
Willie: it's about one blunt mile. We'll hotbox!

by Zwiggy420 December 11, 2014

(British) blunt

like a spliff except it has no Tobacco. a "British blunt" is only marijuana where as a american blunt is "Cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana"

guy 1:hey wanna roll a (British) blunt.

guy 2: fuck yea lets roll a (British) blunt

by xxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD December 12, 2017

blunt queen

A female that can roll one hell of a good blunt.
She can split a blunt, fix a broken blunt, roll complex blunts.

Bad ass chick that out rolls the boys.
Her blunts are never skimpy or limp.
Always tight, and burn just right!

That girl is the blunt queen, she rolls the finest blunts.

by LaDiabla_bluntqueen March 4, 2018

Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.

Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022