by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003
Get the auto-blumpkinmug. This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.
by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003
Get the Blumpkin Huricanranamug. Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, West Coast Seattle based coffee shop.
Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah November 4, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Spicemug. you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure
by king blumpkin January 27, 2008
Get the self blumpkinmug. similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.
by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009
Get the Cunty Blumpkinmug. the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly
by c4shm4n September 22, 2010
Get the southern blumpkinmug. When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
by Phil Price December 9, 2008
Get the Naughty Blumpkinmug.