The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.
Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"
Girl: No way!!
Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!
Girl: No way!!
Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!
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A nickname I gave this person who lies, stabs you in the back & makes u feel like crap on purpose. Blizzard should die & then die some more.
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Get the blizzard mug.An Act of belittleing a man. After a Man cums inside a woman. She then stands over him and queefs the contents of her vagina onto the mans face and body.
"I fucked Brandy last night, I thought everything was great and then that bitch gave me a blizzard."
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Weatherman: On Monday, February 15, there's gonna be a blizzard on the way to the east coast! We will get almost 7 inches of snow.
Young Viewer: Wow, with the snow we're already in, we probably can't go to school for the 11th day in a row.
Young Viewer: Wow, with the snow we're already in, we probably can't go to school for the 11th day in a row.
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