Bellend Blend

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Mendo Blendo

A collection of quality organic medicinal cannabis grown by Gregg Stringer in Mendocino County California.

Gregg's Mendo Blendo is the best bud mix available.

by Zot64 May 17, 2018

Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

Punchy Blonde

A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.

Hey look over there!

Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?

by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022

punchy blonde

a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosn’t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.

damn look at that punchy blonde, she has a nice rig

by zach284793 July 16, 2022

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Blended O

The stimulation of the Clit and the G-spot at the same time to make one amazing orgasm.

I gave Rayneesha a Blended O last night and she wont stop begging for more!

by ratpimp April 16, 2008