Barking at the Tuna

The act of vomiting in a womans vagina while performing oral sex.

I was so hammered last night that I started barking at the tuna while hooking up with Sally.

by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

by geekbarker August 6, 2009

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

blanking

when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.

Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?

Guy 2: No...what?

Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.

Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...

by Educated Perv February 20, 2009

Blanking

The act of stepping on someone's toes and micromanaging. Can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)

Quit blanking me, bro!

My boss is really blanking me today.

by Turbo1724 December 23, 2013

heh...dogs barking

An example of someone who reckons dogs barking in a dream is very common and doesn't sound odd.

My friend said it to me once

by bbvx November 12, 2003

blanking

when you rub up against some else with your clothes on aka dry sex

We were blanking on his couch!

by geeenuhmarieeee December 28, 2005