illegally

The best possible way to do anything

"oh no, I need to borrow some money from the bank to afford a bike"

"I wonder how I am going to get it?"

"Well of course I should do it illegally! (he goes on to rob a bank with a shotgun, and gets all the money he needs)"

by koocie munster January 10, 2023

illegally blind

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.

"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"

by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegally blind

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017

Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

illegally legal

When something is technically legal, but has been obtained illegally

My Windows XP serial is illegally legal because it's valid but I stole it from the PCs at school

by heugen October 7, 2008

illegally insane

Conducting illegal activities while being insane.

That man thinks he's going to get out of this charge, but we have the evidence so, if anything, he's Illegally Insane!

by Redd Black December 16, 2016

illegally blonde

noun. the word used for a girl that is too hot for her own good. Usually the female will have a penis or have the I.Q. level equal to a dead pig. Therefore, it would be wrong for any male to try to make love with her.

Dude 1: check out that broad.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.

by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008