To become incredibly drunk, so much so that much like its namesake former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, one completely loses touch with reality, has delusions of grandeur and/or invincibility, ultimately leading to their pathetic downfall and universal disappointment and scorn.
Ricky said he'd only come out for a couple drinks, but that quickly turned into nine and before you knew it, he was so blago he puked on my shirt, ran down Michigan Avenue with no clothes on and got hit by a bus he thought he could stop.
by PMike February 4, 2009
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Get the balooshawoshka mug.An expression used to compare a larger than average human to a whale. Most commonly used between siblings and/or close relatives or friends during heated verbal disagreements over who gets the last bag of Doritos.
“I cant believe you’re eating the last bag a Doritos. You’re such a Balooka whale!”
“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”
“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”
by Messy_Jessie January 14, 2019
Get the Balooka Whale mug.A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.
"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"
by metanoia2k December 30, 2008
Get the Blago mug.When you are accused of something that you've done wrong and want to deny the accusation that is obviously true. Like when Senator Rod Blagojevich was accused of attempting to sell the Senate seat after Barack Obama became president. If you were framed for something that you obviously did.
Man, in that last meeting, I was totally blagojeviched by Jim. I don't know why he was blaming me for the lose of inventory.
by JarredD January 30, 2009
Get the Blagojeviched mug.(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.
Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.
The club is full of “blago” girls.
The club is full of “blago” girls.
by unk suspect February 21, 2009
Get the Blago mug.someone who whenever he/she takes a shower does his loofa consequently making it like a yellow oreo white on the inside yellow on the inside (if it is a female, she has a penis)
by Daniel August 13, 2004
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