blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.

damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!

by NATeDoog October 10, 2008

blasting cap

What you put on your willy when you're about to stick it in a hole.

She'll suck your dick without a blasting cap.

by Danielle Woodcock January 24, 2011

Blasting Cakes

1. (v.) Slang word originating in Cincinnati refering to the act of sexual intercourse but not necessarily to the act of 'making love'
(syn.) 'banging' 'forking' 'gettin it on'

2. (v.) Destroying a cake violently and suddenly by means of explosives.

Boy I sho do hate it for Keisha. I think LaQuan and ShanayNay be blasting cakes behind her back

by Doctor Yoo May 21, 2011

grandma blasting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.

Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"

by GrandmaBlaster September 3, 2012

cast blasting

The act of using a body part, typically an arm, to perform a function equivalent to that of vaginal or anal fisting.

My girlfriend was so sad after hearing I broke my arm, but she got happy after I told her about the cast blasting I planned to give her later.

fisting cast blasting #sexytime butthole widening pain children's tears

by BOX LOVE May 22, 2014

Sugar blasting

Female ejaculation. Also known as squirting.

I was going down on this hot chick last night who was totally into sugar blasting in my mouth. It tasted so sweet!

by ZeeD April 12, 2014

Snatch Blasting

While during coitus, the male grabs his testicles and begins to make laser beam sounds, whilst ejaculating into the female's womb.

Brah, have you ever tried snatch blasting inside of a bitch? Bitches love snatch blasting!

by dark sohma January 27, 2015