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Obama bin Laden

The theory that 44th American President Barack Obama is, in fact, Osama bin Laden. The theory revolves around Al-Qaeda head Osama bin Laden, having changed his identity through plastic surgery or other means, emerging as president Barack Obama.
Conspiracy theorist: "Hey man, the end times are here, man! Did you hear about Obama bin Laden? That's right! He's the same guy. It's in Revelations."
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Brosama Bin Laden

A bro who wasn't a nice bro. Barack Brobama gave the order for his assassination.
Did you hear? Brosama Bin Laden is dead! - Bro #1

A holy shit, this is almost as exciting as the death of Brosef Stalin! - Bro #2

Osama Bin Laden 

A Notorious rapper endorsed by the Desert Warrior's recording company. Also known as Ozzie B Bobby. His accomplices are rappers Sa-DAMN and Ara-PHAT. Recently been involved with violence between the Bush family clan and according to him, he was simply a scapegoat for the 9/11 catastrophe. He denies any involvement in it. Known for his hit titles; 'Me and my A.k', 'Ozzie B in da house', 'I'm Arab, cant help bein fly'. 'Desert riders', 'Arabian nights' and 'Girls in Arabia.' and 'Desert Rose.' and 'A little bit of Saint and a lil bit of Sinner.' and 'Haters hatin makes me love ya.'

Used as an alternative for anything off the hook.
That party was Osama, man!

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That shit is Osama Bin Laden!

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You are the BinLaden man, this is so Osama.

Usama Bin Laden 

The Now Amazing Person That Killed Robert Pattinson's Butt In "Remember Me."
Robert Pattinson-The Twin Towers Are Very Clean Today

Usama Bin Laden- Those Stupid Americans Think That I Am Trying To Kill America!! Hahaha!! Eat This Robert Pattinson!!!!!
Usama Bin Laden by Gk28 March 21, 2010

..well, Bin Laden is dead? 

A phrase used to undermine the logic of normal security questions and provide sound explanation for them, simply because Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?

Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?

Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.

Osama Bin Laden 

The man who planned 9/11 and is now a Facebook celebrity.
Guy 1 - " Hey dude I gotta go update my Facebook status. Osama Bin Laden's dead did you hear ?"

Guy 2 - " No... I didn't hear that's only what the past 911 posts were about. Old news."

Osama bin Laden 

Osama bin Laden
Operation Neptune Spear †
Usama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Ladin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن , usāmah bin muḥammad bin ‘awaḍ bin lādin), often anglicized as Osama bin Laden (/oʊˈsɑ mə bɪn ˈlɑ dən/; March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011),7 was a founder of the pan-Islamic militant organization, al-Qaeda. He was a Saudi Arabian until 1994 (stateless thereafter), a member of the wealthy bin Laden family, and an ethnic Yemeni Kindite
"Who killed Osama bin Laden."
"Barrack Obama did.."