A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.
has a fine mom though
has a fine mom though
by momsaremylife March 21, 2024
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The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_
* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.
(To spunk up someones back)
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_
* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.
(To spunk up someones back)
I was giving her a good un from behind, then just as I got my wizard’s shoes on, I whipped it out and gave her the full Bert
by doctornellie May 28, 2025
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