Bert

Thats bert that
by December 02, 2021
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a snail that loves law
person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged
by youramazing<3 September 27, 2022
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hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.
by berties March 20, 2019
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BERTS

I want o be just like BERTS.
by BERTS94 November 23, 2021
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Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.
by Definezodiac October 15, 2020
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Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.
damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert
by stevowen March 22, 2019
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A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass
Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me
by Your God July 08, 2017
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