A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by teh_universe May 17, 2010
Get the Watching Bernie Macmug. It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.
He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake
by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021
Get the bernie jakemug. A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Berniemug. Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2022
Get the bundled like Berniemug. by Skucke November 11, 2020
Get the bernie browniesmug. this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.
This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020
Get the Bernie Costellomug. A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.
Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.
by Long johns dong November 17, 2021
Get the A berniemug.