Dirty Bernie

A hand job with knit mittens

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."

by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

bundled like Bernie

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies

Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.

by Sexydimma August 6, 2022

Bernie

A boy with a millimeter defender.

He has a Bernie size penis

by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Bernie Bank

Taking the easiest possible bank shot in pool

Why do you have to do a Bernie Bank

by Fsd002 March 30, 2023

Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.

WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing

by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021