Bernied

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004

Bernie

Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.

"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."

by nasendusch July 6, 2008

Ben Bernanke

The Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve. He holds the power to conduct monetary policy such as open market operations and adjusting the prime interest rates. His actions have been questionable since the inception of his term.

Ben Bernanke caused the Dow Jones to drop 350 points in one day simply be m aking a comment about the market.

by Cballznhoney April 30, 2008

bernwashed

Someone who supports Bernie Sanders solution to make the government bigger, and give it more control, even after he just explained to him/her how corrupt the government is and how corporations control it.

That guy must be bernwashed. I told him I had a headache, and he told me I should bang my head against the wall to make it go away...

by seanone23 July 9, 2016

Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

mike bernard

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

by get up on my level August 16, 2017

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004