beef boss

the mii that poofesure constantly screams at in his videos

Poofesure: OMG Beef Boss just hit the ball on the table

by theMEKApilotsyoudon’tknow December 23, 2019

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008

Beef stew

Rhyming slang for fart with poo.

Smells like someone made beef stew.

by zimmygirl777 September 03, 2022

Beef harmonica

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)

Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

by The Count Of Monte Rizla July 22, 2013

beef strokemeoff

Masturbation, Hand Job, Straight strokin it

Jake went up to the spanctuary for some beef strokemeoff.

by Pedro2010 June 22, 2007

Beef Bitch

Beef Boss' girlfriend, Abby. The hottest chick Nintendo ever made, other than Matt. 🥵🥵🥵

Me: "Last night I was watching a Poofesure video and that Beef Bitch made me Beef Queef."
Friend: "Yeah, I busted a fat nut for Beef Bitch last night!"

by Beef Boss's Wingman November 06, 2019

beef it

When you play with your dick while looking at a jack mag.

Man I just beefed it for 4 hours straight.

by Netch July 16, 2004