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bed junkie

typically when a couple simply lie in bed all day. the couple participate in "cat naps" as the sunlight tends to stream through the windows. brief sentences are often communicated, as well as cuddling, kissing and romantic sex. showers are often taken much later in the evening together, in which following their first meal of the day will usually take place, back in bed.
yeah, i heard they were bed junkies
i just wanna be a bed junkie
by jimmyhustle January 3, 2011
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unmade bed

an unmade bed is a bed which has been left in extreme disarry but is often used as a derogatory term to describe someone who looks as though they were traipsed upon by a herd of elephants after getting dressed because they're lazy and unconcerned about their appearance. Usually this person must be larger in size for it to properly apply but there can be exceptions.
Hey, did you see Melissa this morning? She looks like an unmade bed.

Doesn't he own an iron? He looks like an unmade bed today.
by SamIBe May 19, 2012
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leg out of bed

Slang for when someone blows up there motor (car) by having a piston break through the engine block
Did you here about John's motor? It put a leg out of bed big time.
by Sketchey January 6, 2008
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club bed

A place you tell someone your going if you are too tired to go anywhere.
"Yo bro where you going tonight?"

"Yo Im goin to Club Bed, I heard DJ Pillow and MC Blanket is in the house, and the ladies are gettin in free ALL NIGHT!"
by D Dubz October 9, 2007
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bed wench

typically, a term applied to females of African descent (but technically can be applied to all non-white women of all colors; i.e. yellow, black, brown , tan) who gives herself to white men of high status sexually in exchange for privileges, promotions, etc. at the expense of turning her back on the people in her community. The term originated from female 'house slaves' back during American slavery.
The character Sheba who plays Leonardo DiCaprio's mistress in the movie Django is a bed wench. The character Olivia Pope played by actress Kerry Washington on the tv show 'Scandal' is a bed wench.
by morpheousneotrinity December 28, 2013
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bed wrestling

"Dude, I was bed wrestling with this chick last night and her dog started to lick my ass"
by Johnny kapahala August 15, 2007
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Slug-a-bed

Someone who spends a lot of time in bed; this is not because they’re ill, but because they’re a bone idle, useless, twat who is totally unfit for purpose as part of the human race.
Malcolm is always late for work; he says he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”
by AKACroatalin April 7, 2019
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