Beckham Shush

When a man is handsome but has a terrible voice. A woman will sit on his face so she can enjoy him while whispering "shhhhhh" and she doesn't have to hear him talk.

Bob is hot but I gave him a Beckham Shush so I don't have to hear his awful voice during sex.

by Astine October 27, 2025

jack beckman

Jack Beckman thinks he has a real big dick.
You know what, he probably does.

"Do you know Jack Beckman? Yeah he's alright. I heard he has a huge Nightcrawler."

by ffsdamn February 28, 2014

harper beckham

Harper Beckham - The cutest and kindest child on the whole world. Also the best of the Beckhams. Everyone loves her :)

Harper is so cute.
I love Harper Beckham.

by cutina February 22, 2017

Madisyn Beckman

Noah Schnapps wifey

Omg Madisyn Beckman and Noah are so cute!

by i love cookies lmao April 24, 2021

sussy beckar

A noncey PE teacher who has a strange accent and looks like the guy from up. His wife is called suzy.

Watch out sussy beckar is coming to tell us off.

by hunschtvedgeon July 13, 2022

David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Dirty Beckman

Sexual proclivities characterized by an erotic attraction or engagement of fecal matter

The pervert faced criminal charges for his engagement in what he called "the Dirty Beckman."

by 801happycamper April 2, 2024