Beat a Pedo Day 

Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.

Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"

Beat a Pedo Day by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020

beat the monkey 

Jacking off; Male masturbation.

I am going to stay home and beat the monkey.

beat the monkey by thisismoi January 13, 2008

Beat it and delete it 

The act of downloading porn and then masturbating (beating it) and then deleting the porn after your done

"Yeah man i gotta go home, take a nap, then beat it and delete it"

Beat it and delete it by Big D December 13, 2004

beat and delete 

when you get to know a girl and have sex (Beat) with them, then after having sex you leave and stop talking to them (Delete) and act like you dont know them after.

-Aye what happened to you and that ting from lastweek
-Bruv she was a beat and delete.

beat and delete by Queen_keke July 5, 2016

Beat the shit out of 

It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter

"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"

"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"

Beat the shit out of by Not Timothy Dalton December 2, 2013

beat around the bush 

To talk about something without mentioning it directly or avoid getting to the core of the subject--to try to bring up a subject in a roundabout way. Often motivated from a desire not to speak frankly about the subject, either because the subject is taboo, it's impolite to bring it up directly, or the conversation is perceived likely to be painful.

Well, Joe, I heard you were thinking about selling your car...

instead of

So, Joe, how much did you want for that Explorer of yours?

Also,

Susy, what are your plans for the future?

instead of

Susy, will you marry me?

beat around the bush by Chris Capel April 12, 2004

Beat them doonies down 

To smash, to hit her from the back.

I took her to the back and beat them doonies down

Beat them doonies down by mcsexy February 19, 2021