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Blitz

A fucking depressed faggot that deserves to be fucked by James Charles for having a shield that is meant to compensate for his one inch dick that he flashes every time he uses he special and bullshit ability.
by Eatthatpussssssy3444445 April 11, 2020
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World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
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Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)
Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?
by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 21, 2022
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Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz
by Kauranax January 15, 2020
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Blitz

Bailing on previously made plans. Being a person who is known to flake on a plan.
“Can you believe Emily blitzed on our vacation plans last minute?”

“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”
by FL0WERP0WER July 12, 2018
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dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you
by Screech16 February 18, 2023
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Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
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