During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.
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Get the Batch Cranker mug.A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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Get the Brooke's Batch mug.Batch is basically the word bitch but when people get mad they end up saying batch. Also is way more disrespectful and vulgar than bitch.
You smoked ma splifs? GET THE FUK OUT MA CRIB BATCH!!!!!!!
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So ya on ya period? GET THE FUK OUT MA CRIB BATCH!!!!!!!
SUK MA DICK BATCH!!!!!!
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