special mixed bastard

a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!

i'll have a special mixed bastard please!

by momentus September 25, 2008

a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards

Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!

by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013

Big Headed Bastard

Some one with an abnormally large head.

Damn, That Chris Torres is a Big Headed Bastard

by DasDoomGuy March 9, 2019

bastards

Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

fearless bastard

A person(usually male) who doesnt really gives a fuck to this so-called civilized society and stamps his authority no matter wheresoever..
He'll poke his nose ferociously without being bothered by the presence of fellow commuters around,he'll pull and rip apart the USB cables when we normal beings are supposed to handle them with utmost care..
His house is always a mess courtesy the unabated aggression he brings into even in the microscopic of chores..
Broken door handles,unaligned fridge doors,ripped cushions and damaged computer accessories make their signature style.
A typical 'fb' is usually a lazy jerk,cleverly disguised as an asshole..

Girl:Where's john boo?
Boy:Dunno,just heard that the moron used his father's paypal account to subscribe some porn!
Girl:eww!he's such a fearless bastard!

by simppromax May 10, 2011

Bald Bastard

It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.

Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.

by Knightriderx July 18, 2018

bastard

An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.

He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day

by harro123 February 26, 2011