99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

by LilSwagga November 9, 2009

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Balooka

A man who catches farts in a bottle and sells them on the black market

My great grandfather was a famous balooka

by moesyzlack September 3, 2008

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 4, 2013

balloonis

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008