tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.

Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"

by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014

Jungle Barbie

A girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. She looks like she is going on a safari in Africa. This girl is usually white and her voice sounds like Cameron Diaz in harsh nasal mode. She usually dates and fucks guys who don't shower and manscape. Her favorite animal is a gorilla.

I hate Molly! She's such a Jungle Barbie! Khaki shorts aren't cute at all! And her boyfriend smells like a fucking eviscerated decomposing body! Also, have you've seen her bedroom? The walls are covered with gorilla posters!

by Tadahoney July 28, 2015

Barbies Cheese

Originally Barbies Cum, A baby twitch streamer.

Guy #1: follow barbiescheese on twitch and twitter

Guy #2: that’s my girlfriend, Barbies Cheese!

by milf and dilf lover March 16, 2021

britt barbie

A girl on TikTok who made a song called "Period Ahh Period Uhh" and fakes a speaking disorder for views/likes

"YO BRITT BARBIE FAKED A DISORDER"
"I KNOW MAN SHE'S SO WEIRD"

by tamakisimp.. October 20, 2022

crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Barbie-ing

Barbie-ing is the act of hooking up with someone and leaving them hanging. This could be caused by over consumption of alcohol or stupidity but it is generally a make out session or even a one night stand that leads on one person to believing that it might actually be a real relationship but in the end the person Barbie-ing never talks to the second individual again. It is generally used to refer to girls that are cockteases.

"You remember that one girl I hooked up with last night dude? I am totally gonna get with her today!" guy 1. " I dunno man I think she might be Barbie-ing."

by Koder dirc September 3, 2012