Alabama Hot Air Balloon

When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart

Bro I got a back massage from that whore jessica and gave her am Alabama Hot Air Balloon

by Ice bagged November 8, 2019

Chinese Hot Air Balloon

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon

Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!

by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

R. Kelly Water Balloon

When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.

Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.

by Leydlelee November 21, 2017

Balloon

Heroin supplier; a penny balloon that contains narcotics

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Ballroom Blitz

When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".

Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)

by TangClock July 2, 2009

Balloon Ride

To have sex while wearing a condom.

I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..

by Big D94 February 16, 2009