Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

made bail

Somebody that can be sure of cash are more of owning you like you will see them in court so of sure of cash

I will see you in court made bail

by Sevenfw July 29, 2017

statement bail

When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.

I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.

by Kaceymac August 12, 2017

Bail Man

A "Bail Man" is a state licenced individual who gets people out of jail. Commonly referred to as a "bail bondsman" This person can secure the release of individuals at any time of the day or night with a signature. They are regulated by the Department of Insurance. The term "Bail Man" is not limited to men only. Females are also "bail-men".

We had to call a Bail Man to get him out.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

Bailee Campbell

Bailee is a bit of a smart ass sometimes but can always make your mood change in an instant she is very very thicc if she actually cares about you she won’t hat you forever so just don’t fuck her over.

Ayyyy bailee Campbell’s what’s up my guy

by glfglaierfgoviqgfcliwerf January 12, 2019

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

bailee nicole taylor

The kindest most uplifting soul you’ll ever meet!! She is perfect in every way but won’t admit it. She is intelligent and no doubt the funniest person you’ll ever meet!! She lights up any room she walks into and no body’s deserves to be in her profound presence!! She is near to holy. She is undeniably gorgeous and can really bust a move in the dance floor when the time is right.

Bailee Nicole Taylor is the best person ever

by Hayley Baldwin July 14, 2019