when someones so ugly to have sex with them u would put a bag over your head their head and anyone watching.
by justin March 28, 2004
A married woman who routinely cruises gay clubs and hangouts for discreet female sexual encounters. She is typically unaware of pervasive subculture protocols.
Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.
by elizabeth impossible December 19, 2008
by beetsmee January 26, 2013
by alex_smarts July 11, 2008
A girl with a hot body but such a hideous face that in order to do her you have to put two bags over her head - one to cover her face and the other one, in case the first one falls off.
From behind, she looked hot, but when she turned around and we saw her face, we realized she was total two bagger.
by Michelle Bbb June 20, 2006
by Dr. nakanutzoff September 08, 2008