confirmed bachelor

Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)

You may be desperate to marry, but don't go after Dale; he's a confirmed bachelor.

by H.C. S. February 7, 2007

bachelor's dish rag

A sock filled to the brim with semen.

Ugh, I stepped on Dave's Bachelor's Dish Rag.

by BeefTeef December 21, 2017

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)

He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.

by talacatori January 25, 2005

Bachomo

A bastard child who molests or sleeps with people who are underage.

Matt's such a bachomo.

That bachomo drives the road warrior.

by Brian Fohawker October 3, 2011

Bachubee

A word referring to the male reproductive organ.

Did you know Marc has a big bachubee?

by juesm June 21, 2011

Bachofner

A STEED.

"Bachofner is such a steed."

by Carry on faithful steed November 27, 2013

Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal

I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.

by Smelface April 8, 2017