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backdoorbandit

he usually appears in teh #bbv and wanst to make the other nerds believe that he is a girl. but all nerds do know: there are no girls on the interwebs.
"hi leute, ich backdoorbandit bin ein mädchen wollt ich ma pics sehen?" "nein,f resse du frauenfake"
by bows3r April 15, 2009
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Backdoor Pirate

noun:

1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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backdoor woman

A woman who engages in anal sex. It may refer simply to a woman who 'takes it in the ass', or it may refer to a woman who prefers it 'in the ass'. The distinction is contextual. Not to be confused with a backdoor man, who sleeps with married women.
I never have to worry about the rag with her; she's a backdoor woman.
by Der Golem January 26, 2010
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jenna's baked goods

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!
by Nessie LeNinja February 13, 2010
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baked

when you are just feeling more than a nice buzz, you are baked.
"I'm pretty baked".
"on the scale?".
"on the scale, I'm about 4.6".
"right on".
by tittyfucking November 5, 2006
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Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.
My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.
by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009
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