Australian Kiss 

1) When you eat out a girls pussy.

a) Its like a French Kiss... But down under.

-Do you know what an Australian Kiss is?
-No, what is it?
-Its like a French Kiss... But down under.
-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-lol

Australian Kiss by Urban Dictionary September 29, 2009

Australian Capital Territory 

Contains Canberra, Australia's Capital City.
Also known as the fireworks and porn capital of Australia
Notoriously political place. Exciting for people between the ages of 35-90+
Located between Sydney and Melbourne where anyone under the age of 35 goes to when they have free time to avoid spending time in the ACT.

I just spent a few days down in Canberra, in the Australian Capital Territory. It's the only City in Australia where you can buy both Porn and Fireworks. Those are two things you never EVER want to get mixed up. We're talking serious testical burn

Australian Capital Territory by squidlydidly January 27, 2010

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

i took a stroll down town and hurled Australian mocha bombs at rednecks.

Australian mocha bomb by waffletronz January 19, 2011

australian internet 

A flaming pile of dog shit

Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit

australian internet by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 13, 2017

Australian Man 

It is a Gender Identity, Characteristics are kill anyone who disagrees with Big man Bear Grylls, Weapon of choice Newspaper, there are no other gender, only Australian Man, Deal with it or be purged, lord and saviour Bear Grylls, other religions are fake and lies

Man 1: What is your gender identity?
Me: I am an Australian Man
Man: oh shit, Bear Grylls is great

Me: *hits man with newspaper* don't lie to me

Australian Man by TheRealAustralianMan June 14, 2020

Australian Weekend 

When the weekend goes by fast like somehow you were transported to Australia and it's Monday already.

Wow, that was an Australian Weekend!

Australian Weekend by Koi December 10, 2008

australian kiss 

Same as a french kiss except its down under.

PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol

If you know what a french kiss is and you know what "down under" means, you'll know what an australian kiss is. Get it?

australian kiss by Ultra Anno December 14, 2008