Poop Attack

When shit flies.

it's rainin' poop, allelujia.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Daedalus Attack

1. When you punch your enemy in the face with the fist of an aircraft carrier. The fist then opens up for massive missile spam.

2. When you anally fist a woman holding a handful of cayenne pepper and open your fist, releasing the cayenne pepper into her anus.

Max used the Daedalus Attack to defeat the Zentradi, and then he used it on his wife that night!

by J. Arthur Studjenshweimar June 10, 2009

Fat Attack

When a man or woman gets physically ill and exhibits sweats, nausea and/or vomiting as a result of being fat or chubby.

Does Mike have food poisoning? No, he's just having a fat attack.

by TheHorse77 October 27, 2010

Callie Attack

A spazzing attack performed by a unique person, usually while laughing

When they told the joke, she had a Callie Attack.

by Digitalpoisonk August 20, 2011

Bitch Attack

When a woman nags, bitches, or yells at you for something you did or didn't do.

Man I was on the receiving end of a total bitch attack when I promised my wife I'd be home at six but didn't show up until midnight.

by canuhearme December 19, 2008

Mnooklear Attack

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies engage when trying to hide their causal roles in the the autism epidemic. Usually involves hiring drug addicts. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders and to keep CDC staff out of jail.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

by oneinninetyone May 10, 2011

craft attack

When a WoW player has a sudden urge to go home and play World of Warcraft despite anything happening around them.

Tim: Hey bro you wanna hit this party?
Fred: Paladin
Tim: What?
Fred: Sorry man, had a craft attack

by erterton June 9, 2010