assum

or something

*ignored the whole day
“hey you mad at me assum?”

by pussyeater27 December 11, 2023

asslumption

When your assumption is even lazier than the truth.

Them: So- spending New Year's Eve on your own again?

Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.

by SugarDarling December 30, 2023

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

Assumptionable

When someone or something is easy to assume things about.

"Don't assume things about me!"
"I can't help it you're so assumptionable"

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Assumptions

It's not an assumption.

Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

assumption = bad gumption

Never judge a book by it's cover (first appearances) because assumption = bad gumption. You now have two idioms for the price of one.

Never judge a book by it's cover (first appearances) because assumption = bad gumption. You now have two idioms for the price of one.

by Hook Beak _66 February 7, 2026

Assumption

A neo-nazi school that listens to Kanye because of his political beliefs. History class consists of writing essays about why World World II was wrong and how Hilter was underservingly killed. The second favorite topic of Assumption was slavery. On many occasions Assumption teachers have said openly how slaver was great and the reason the country prospered. And we should go back to the old days. Teachers have also been caught saying the N-word when they thought no one was listening. The third favorite topic of assumption teachers was being sexually intimate with young female students. Especially going into their bathroom unannounced when they felt horny. Lastly the 7th grade is the most faggot grade in all school history. Their activities consist of sending nudes to old men in other countries, jerking each other in the bathroom at will, and wrestling to see who gets the next fucking in the ass in between classes and in the nurses bathroom. Would not recommend unless u are a Hilter supporting, slavery enforcing, little faggot who has no where else to go.

Example 1 -
Faggot 7th grader- english teacher at Assumption, what topic will we be learned today
English teacher- Nword, please be quiet as ur not permitted to speak in my class. This is why u belong in the fields.

7th grader- English teCher, did u just say the nword?
English teacher- Nword, it’s ok it was in the book

by Faggot Joe July 26, 2025