Asperger's Syndrome

A terrible, debilitating social and psychological disorder. Symptoms tend to include high intelligence, saying what you mean, being straightforward and realizing that the majority of social interactions are bullshit. Contrary to popular belief, the disorder does not inhibit ability to have feelings or cause an inability to empathize or have friends. There is no cure for Asperger's syndrome, and sufferers are burdened by having to put up with people's patronizing small talk for their whole lives. People with Asperger's are actually the normal ones, it's just that most people are melodramatic morons who insist on overthinking everything and pretending that they're being subtle.

Neurotypical person 1:how are you feeling today?
Neurotypical person 2: Fine (trying to indicate that they feel like shit).
Asperger's Syndrome "sufferer": Fine (indicating that they feel fine WHICH IS WHY THEY FUCKING SAID FINE)

by Anonopoly May 27, 2015

aspen

an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys.

oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!

boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"
boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"
both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"

by awesome_sauce January 2, 2009

aspen

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

by Chit May 26, 2007

Aspen

The most beautiful girl you will ever met. She is the girl you will fall in love with. She never will leave you and she always will be by your side. You can always trust in her.

She is such an Aspen

by 💯✨💯 February 1, 2016

Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

Aspen

Aspen is a truly beautiful person who will always have your back when you need her she is one of the best friends a person could ask for. If you ever get the chance to befriend an Aspen do it, trust me you will not regret it.

Person A: Dude Aspen is such a great friend she helped me with that problem I've been having

Person B: Dude I know I love Aspen she is amazing!

by Lucy's Gurl February 8, 2019

asperger

a normal person but like more sensitive and cooler

tim: im asperger
tom: did i fucking ask

by an asperger piece of shit July 24, 2020