by queer.guy April 14, 2022
Get the Ashermug. Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
Get the Ashermug. by battlepass69 February 10, 2022
Get the Ashermug. An absolute hottie who for some reason dislikes Asian men. He got the mcdonalds hairline and is unreasonably tall.
by Zachimusasianmen June 28, 2024
Get the Ashermug. MY BEST FREAKING FRIEND THEY ME FAV PERSON DUH LOL AND THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND HE GIVE ME A REASON TO BE ALIVE
by Weird0sqturn October 10, 2021
Get the asher..vditsmug. The most amazing person you will ever meet, they are hella chill, will always be there for you, and they always remind you that they love you.
by Dynœ December 23, 2020
Get the Ashermug. Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar
by Josietrain April 29, 2022
Get the Squire Ashermug.