Someone who has made a career out of misleading students and pushing the agenda of their academic institution, even when it goes against a student's own best interests; Someone who makes money providing university students with worse advice than their peer group could offer them.
"How did you even end up in that class as a freshman anyway? Most people don't even take it until their fourth semester in college!"
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."
by The Real Oski August 9, 2018
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Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.
Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse
nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.
Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse
nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.
by st0gey March 25, 2005
Get the Aris mug.princess; queen like in beauty and stature; one who is wise beyond their years (variant of the word heiress)
Aris looked simply stunning today in her red outfit; I should have known that he would suspect something, being the aris that he is.
by knowledgable February 17, 2005
Get the Aris mug.Also referred to as a "CA" or "RA" (residence advisor). The CA's are carefully selected students who are helpful and knowledgeable about areas of concern to students. CA's assist residents with both personal and Residence Hall living problems. Some are quite cool while others are downright pricks/bitches.
dude 1: Dude, I got busted by that CA for "sexual harassment" last night because I was lying naked in my own bed. I talked to Brown about it though and he said it was cool.
dude 2: Oh yeah, she's a bitch.
dude 2: Oh yeah, she's a bitch.
by bailey hall resident April 16, 2005
Get the community advisor mug.Abbreviated informal British slang, widely used in the South East (extending beyond London) meaning 'bum/ arse/behind' etc.
The word is often said as 'harris' by people who have only heard it spoken and have no idea where it comes from.
The word is often said as 'harris' by people who have only heard it spoken and have no idea where it comes from.
by hurtle September 27, 2005
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