a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.
I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
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Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".
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To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.
Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!
by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009
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by philipc76 June 25, 2009
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From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
by Colby B. June 24, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.1. A person from the southern part of the united states such as Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi who routianely shop at Walmart or K-mart without shoes on, cut off shorts, and Dale Earnhart t shirt that have not bathed and only use outdoor toilets.
2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
Billy Bob is such a huge appalachian inbredignorainus. He went to Walmart to buy cigarettes, chewing tabacco, and tampons for his mom.
by Sir. McSexy Cockasouris May 17, 2010
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A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
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