antisnark

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015

antirude

When someone is so nice that they lose any ability of being rude in any way.

Jonathan is so freaking nice I swear he's antirude!

by Louis VXXIII September 24, 2016

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

antiquee

Old as fuck

I went to bed at 8 last night me and my girlfriend must me getting antiquee.

I say Randal the other day man that fucker is looking antiquee

by downtimedanny December 17, 2016

Antiskill

An asset used in feats that would take incredible skill if achieved on purpose, but is done by accident thereby rendering it a total fuck up.

Tom: Holy tits Jerry he kicked the ball into the crossbar from 20 metres away!
Jerry: Too bad he was trying to score a goal
Tom: Well, shit Jerry at least he has some antiskill!

by Dandanthemusicman33 February 1, 2017

Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50

I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!

by Thessalonia June 6, 2017