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myspace-angle

It's the typical angle girls post profile pictures on myspace. It's perfect to hide ugly and fat girls .. you never know what you get when you only see myspace-angle pictures of a girl.
John: "Dude, I met up that girl from myspace. She looked so hot .. but she had rhino thighs!!"
Tim: "Hey, never date a girl you only saw from myspace-angle pics.."
by peterpan111 October 17, 2008
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Angle Face

Someone who is only attractive from certain angles.
by Jordan Daly March 17, 2011
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angle of the dangle

Calculate the angle of the dangle so you can maximize the motion of the ocean.
I need to calculate the angle of the dangle so I can maximize the motion of the ocean.
by Mr. Truck January 1, 2017
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Kurt Angle

The specific, and hard to attain, "perfect" angle for anal sex where there is no resistance from the receiver.
Joe: How was is with Julie last night?

Reggie: Great! It took a few tries but I finally found the Kurt Angle!
by Ron Jones November 4, 2012
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Angle of the Faushtoug

Sex: Angle of penetration in sexual intercouse.
Similar to "angle of the dangle"
Related to the angle of male genetalia, i.e. erection angle
Construction: Out of plum angle, not a correct corner in a structure. Not right generally.
In sex: "Got her with the angle of the faushtoug." Positions, etc.

Construction: A bad house frame corner, "look at that angle of the faushtoug, that can't be plum.."

This term is used by carpenters in the LA California area for both sex and framing issues.
by woody gentry January 12, 2011
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Angry Angler

A man typically divorced between the ages of 25 and 40 who is addicted to fishing. Majoriy of the following must have occured during an Angry Angler's life:

-Abadons wife to fish. Typically, he will do many chores around the house in an effort to be granted permission to fish.

-Monitors the weather constantly, to include phases of the moon, wind speed and direction, and water temperatures. All other weather data is for dumb losers.

-Must have horrible credit, a piece of shit car, and no clothing less than 10 years old. However, you possess over 30 fishing rods and a tackle box too large for a one man carry.

-Must have spent at least 6 hours fishing during a wedding anniversary or a wife's birthday on more than 3 occasions.

-When in a social setting, you always show pictures of fish recently caught. You continue to rant to an uninterested bystander for up to 45 minutes on favorite fishing spots and lures of choice.

-You have taken your entire family to Bass Pro Shops and capped off the day with dinner in the store.
I can't live with that Angry Angler anymore. He's destroying my life. He comes home smelling of fish and he just lost his third job this month.
by Angry Angler July 7, 2008
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angles

Tom "Man you just kicked the shit though us"
Mike "Its ANGLESSSSSSS"
by Michael Roche February 21, 2008
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